SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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