so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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