I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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