i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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