I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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