that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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