I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
