I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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