Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Everyone says I win the strip club
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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