its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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