You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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