He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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