people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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