super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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