Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I've blown a few things in my day
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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