carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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