i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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