Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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