And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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