used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.