so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast