To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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