i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.