fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.