I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
my shit smells like andre
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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