My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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