just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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