We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
