dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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