Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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