If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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