he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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