So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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