paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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