Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
ttyl tear gas
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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