dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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