so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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