This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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