You can't special order awesome
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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