is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize