I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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