I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's shark week go big or go home
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize