Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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