Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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