That's intense
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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