I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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