Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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