Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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