3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Shame - the story of my life.
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