This is not my ceiling
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I don't deserve a penis
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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