i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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