just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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