There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I lost the right to judge tonight
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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