well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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