I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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