great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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