hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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