You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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