Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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